Hi

Welcome to my first ever ebsports.net blog! I used to write blogs on myspace a long time ago and they consisted of sad poetry and wrist-slitting theories. Now I write about flowers and genitalia while listening to Sixpence None the Richer Slayer.

So here is the deal; I was asked by Eze in exchange for fire-wood (its cold here in NYC) to write about my daily experiences as an American Gladiator (even though I’m European…). Soooooooooooooooooo last night my friend and his girlfriend invited me and my girlfriend for some dinner over at their place; actually they invited us because 3 of us are Graphic Design majors and we’re doing an anti-fur campaign ( I own fur boots btw). His gf took some semi-nude pictures of my girl for the campaign while we were in the kitchen on our laptops looking at Jimmy Kimmel’s post Oscars video on ebsports.net (shameless plug). Anyways after they did their thing it was my turn. The premise of the anit-fur photo that my buddy was doing had to do with an ugly woman posing, and what better way of having an ugly woman present than having me dress in drag with my beard. It took me a pint of beer to say yes, and it actually was really funny… but now I’m skeptical of going to class on Monday and seeing the finished poster with my picture on it. Wonder what the other students will think… but who cares, I had great intercourse with my gf last night anyways.

I also wanna address the rick-roll issues. Its nice, and if you have a Mac, oh well.

Peace till my next blog (whenever I feel like typing again)

-Einz