Dale Davis rejects NBA Contract to work at McDonalds

I’m sure many of you know that I work out of my parents basement and that I am a member of not only the FBI, but the Secret Service. This keyboard, my futon, blowup doll, all government issued, thank you very much. Don’t try to be as fucking awesome as me cause you’ll just end up hurting yourself.

Speaking of cool…one thing that I really like is knowing Bonafide Hustlers build my Big Mac’s for me. It makes me feel so warm and mushy inside to know I have somebody of such high expectations, getting paid 2.59 an hour to give his Chicken McNugget making ass, his all.

Cause he’s a bonafided hustler…..SHAZAM!