The Newest Cavs

Wow, don’t they all just look fucking thrilled to be in the armpit of the Country? I know I would be. What’s that? You’re never going to get another shot!? Well, too fuckin bad…cause it’s LEBRON TIME BABY, and you’ll like it.

Seriously though…look at these douchebags. They couldn’t be more thrilled. I could just imagine the conversation.

Wallace: “Man I gotta take the biggest shit right now and these guys are holding me up, Oh well I still aint going to play as hard and just make that money”

Smith: ” Nigga, I am high as a fuckin kite right now son. Nigga you see that pink elephant flying around? Dis dat Krypta Chronic killa weed!”

Wally: “Damn Sasha Pav looks even better in person. I wonder if I can shove it in his cornhole.”

Delonte: “Hurry up, I got another Harry Potter movie to star in. Where is my cloke!!!”