Nenad Krstic – SEXIEE BOI

Being I’m a member of the Secret Service as you’re well aware of, my phone tapping skills are at an all time high. Elite Level Status 9, for those of you keeping track. Last night I was able to tap into the Playboy Mansion phone lines and listen to Holly and Kendra phone sex me Hugh Hefner’s conversation with the 3rd most eligible bachelor in Serbia, in hopes of him posing for Playgirl. The shameful part is, Nenad came in behind Marko Jaric. Yes, THAT Marko Jaric.

Really though, are Marko and Nenad every young woman’s fantasy?! You’ve truly got your finger on the pulse of today’s youth, Hugh Hefner. There’s nothing 20 year old women want to do more than open up an issue of Playgirl and immediately masturbate with a cheese grater. I mean, seriously?

Anyway, enjoy Nenad shooting free throws and watching his balding scalp blow in the wind.