Vince Carter is a stupid fuck

See, this is why I have anger problems. I have to deal with fucking asswipes like this all day long. And not only that, when I finally get a chance to get away, then monkeyass fucks like this twat show up on my daily Youtube pillaging.

See, what Vince doesn’t understand is, he’s not funny. He sucks. Like his career.

Oh, and Vince…Chris Webber called. He said he reserved the hospital bed right next to him so when you strain your vagina tomorrow, you’ll have a friend.

I should also add tomorrow is my birthday, so I expect lots of free humor and free pussy. And if you’re willing to provide me such, I will be more than willing to provide you with some of my cake, which may or may not be a large bottle of Grey Goose (hint: it is).

Okay, it’s not my birthday, but I’m still downing the Goose and if you have vagina and you’re not named Vince Carter, call me.